July 2011
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June 2011
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“We’re a camera store in need of a new image, and we’ve noticed that a lot of...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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WatchRestoring the Light is an hour-long documentary about a local eye doctor’s quest to provide free healthcare to remote impoverished villages in northwest China. They’re trying to raise $20,000 by June 21st to fund music, finishing and marketing costs. Click here to make a donation.
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“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable,...”
– Sherlock Holmes
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Unsolicited Redesigns →
May 2011
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“Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark....”
– (via fuckyeahmauricemoss)
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April 2011
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Arrested Development
Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
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“(To Lindsey) You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.”
– Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development
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MOAR Arrested Development
Tobias: I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
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Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias Fünke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
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“They’re not prosthetics. They’re my bones. They come out when...”
– Lady Gaga
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