When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock Holmes
Arrested Development
- Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."
- Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
(To Lindsey) You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development
MOAR Arrested Development
- Tobias: I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
- Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Arrested Development
- Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
- Tobias Fünke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
- Michael: We just call it a sausage.
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